"Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference."
'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.' So... if you give her crap, you will receive more shit than any one human being can handle.'
Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!
"Even if the majority agrees on an idiotic idea, it is still an idiotic idea."
"The greatness of this or any country may still be measured by the number of people trying to get IN vs. the number trying to get OUT."
"You don't need to be helped any longer. You've always had the power"
Glinda the Good Witch
"Wrong is wrong even if everyone is doing it, and right is right, even if nobody is doing it."
"Wipe your mouth, threre's still a little bit of bullshit around your lips!"
"Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently."
"It is, what it is"